YOINK raccoon logoSOMEWHERE YOU WEREN'T LOOKING.$YOINK PRE-LAUNCH
YOINK’s moonlit hideout and cluttered workbench
EST. WHEN YOU LOOKED AWAYTHE MIDNIGHT COLLECTION / VOL. 01

THE LONG-ARM MEMECOIN.

yoink.

finders, keepers.
You saw nothing.
a small raccoon.
a very big reach.mine now.
Pick something. He'll handle the rest.
Everything has an owner.
He's just updating the records.
UNOFFICIAL INCIDENT REPORT · 001

A little
misunderstanding.

His words. Not ours.

It started with a slice of pizza left on a windowsill.

Then a crown. Then someone left the moon outside all night. Honestly, what was he supposed to do?

YOINK thinks everything within arm's reach belongs to him.

Unfortunately, that's everything.

ALIAS
“Mine now.”
OCCUPATION
Uninvited owner
LAST SEEN
Behind your stuff
probably innocent,
yoink.
PROPERTY TRANSFER / UNREQUESTED

Tonight's haul.

Nothing stolen. Suspiciously quiet.

  1. 01
    One slice of pizzaJust one slice, he said.
    UNCLAIMED
  2. 02
    Someone else's crownFits surprisingly well.
    UNCLAIMED
  3. 03
    The entire moonWho leaves that outside?
    UNCLAIMED

All acquisitions are highly questionable.
YOINK stealing a giant pizza slice through a pizzeria window
$YOINKJUST ONE SLICE.
THE YOINK MEME COLLECTION

Pick a heist.
Spread the crime.

Three heists. Three different pictures.
Take one to the timeline.

PICK YOUR SCENE

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